THIS PAGE IS NO MORE

It's bleeding demised.
It's not pining, it's passed on.
This page is no more.
It has ceased to be.
It's expired and gone to meet its maker.
This is a late website.
It's a stiff.
Bereft of life, it rests in peace.
If you hadn't bookmarked, it would be pushing up the daisies.
It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible.

This is an ex-website.